Just use a condom.

Even if you were to copulate with your other half in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, it would be near impossible to create a perfectly identical clone of yourself.

The chances are 1 in (2^23 x 2^23)

2 because during meiosis, the DNA is divided in half, yielding two daughter cells from the parent cell. 23 because each parent gives 23 chromosomes. Multiplied together because the events happen independently from each other.

I've seen people's reactions of playing this game. There were two thoughts that came to fruition. Firstly, the game was very well made. This game flipped the fear switch on for many gamers... which leads to the 2nd conclusion; I probably won't enjoy playing it, but I'll definitely enjoy people's reactions >:3

calendars*

@kid_dakota You don't fully understand the role that this thread is playing, so I won't expect you to understand.

@Ashkachan Go suck a dick,faggot.

the strongest prevails. CL is the Colosseum and the gladiators the users. nice work @Trev

This should make for some excitement.

@DarkChaplain I do not take anyone who uses logical fallacies to push his own agenda to be of any credible source, notably ad hominem. @Spookie can be a valuable conversation partner because he knows some information that I do not know. Same thing with @SENsei; he has "animu wisdom."

Difference is, SENsei is willing to break the ToS/rules while Spookie won't. He gets banned for 4 months and the majority of mods have agreed upon it. End of discussion.

You are willing to sacrifice the integrity of the rules for one person out of the desperation for some juvenile entertainment. Thank you for being a faggot.

@BigBoss has voted "no."

Anyone who voted "yes" has valued their feelings over the site's explicit rules, and I deem them unruly ladies and gents and a menace to the website.

tl;dr if you voted yes, you are a faggot.

@wanderlust mmmm. dooood

MUSIC VIDEO OF LYRICS (PARODY) Song starts @2:35

Enjoy~ :3

Errydey, I watch some porn.

Errydey I see some, Errydey I see some porn.

Errydey, I watch some porn.

Er er errydey, I watch some porn.

Errydey I see some, Errydey I see some porn.

Errydey, I watch some porn.

Er er errydey, I watch some porn.

Errydey I see some, Errydey I see some porn.

Errydey, I watch some porn.

Er er errydey, I watch some porn.

Errydey I see some, Errydey I see some porn . Errydey, I watch some porn.

I see dat booteh, niqqa!~

Every time I wade through CumLots

My humble dick's soooooo hard

When I click on "chat," faggotry: maximum level

And come up on the other side in an empty chat

Being greeted by two newfag faggots: vain, petty, and too lame

They give me glomps, and lots of buttsecks

And they ask me "how 2 into dorazu?"

I say, "GTFO or tits, coz U GHEY NIGGA!!!!! uguu~" (´・ω・`)

Next they rage in chat as a team and then they say

"WOW, I was only just joking D:<"

And I'm like,

Yes, the boxer's droppin'

Yes, It's out; inflatin'

Yes, the newfags quittin'

Yes, and there's always fappin'

Yes, It's on and streamin'

Yes, the lube is workin'

Yes, the desk is shakin'

Yes, and there ain't no stoppin'

Errydey, I watch some porn.

Errydey I see some, Errydey I see some porn.

Errydey, I watch some porn.

Er er errydey, I watch some porn.

Errydey I see some, Errydey I see some porn.

Errydey, I watch some porn.

Er er (Errydey, I watch some porn.)

Wakin' "John" up for the second cam show,

Cam's started; ran out of lube. A tiger balm's fine too.

Cannon's cocked n' loaded; semen machine, foo

I check the threads and there's alotta "1 day ago's"

Yes, I get to fappin' as I.

Hump all the doorknobs cuz I,

Own all dem ero jap figurines and hentai magazines and I,

Dip my boner in that virgin onnahole, brand name Tenga.

Close the blindfolds and eject into the soft foam cup and gasp "ahh"

I check to see how much I fapped in two hours today

The fiddy dolla Tenga 'hole was broken, "SHIT, NO WAY"

I got another hole,

That's how I jive, so I take my dick player

Goin' to the max in my crib like,

Yes, the boxer's droppin'

Yes, It's out; inflatin'

Yes, the newfags quittin'

Yes, and there's always fappin'

Yes, It's on and streamin'

Yes, the lube is workin'

Yes, the desk is shakin'

Yes, and there ain't no stoppin'

Errydey, I watch some porn.

Errydey I see some, Errydey I see some porn.

Errydey, I watch some porn.

Er er errydey, I watch some porn.

Errydey I see some, Errydey I see some porn.

Errydey, I watch some porn.

LUDA~

@lamperogee Have you played Dishonored? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dishonored