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Blacklight joined on Jul 8th, 2011, since that has made 62 posts that are still accessible today, 1 of which are threads. Helping shape the community, Blacklight has given 63 upvotes, and was last online on Sep 25th, 2014.
I am thin as a stick and white as can be and you are still fat a very fat cat.
Bumping into a girl and falling face first into their tits or in front of their crotch while you two are on the floor.
I was disappoint that neither of us fell and we just awkwardly clacked faces.
No ponta, do not eat that cat, a cat is not food, you silly fatcat.
and slapping a hoe
One always decides to take a shit on me, while the other one just finishes.
Over-population. Too many people, not enough food being produced to keep the wealthy nation's fatties full. Most people die from starvation.
Then the government will be like no moar babies, and the hippies will be like oh hell no man, we hella like having kids. Then there's the Freedom of Sex War and the hippies will take over a base somehow, then launch a nuke at a country capital saying, "Like, take this man." Then the other countries will see that there is a nuke and will be like "lol nuke time, Fallout this shit bitches" and the world will be like boom and kabewm. Lastly, the surviving humans will start sexing up the animals and produce human hybrid birds, sheep, cows, monkeys, fish.
Dat ending man. Dat ending.
BUT driving the technology to make our waifus 3D. Without the hassle of 3D women.
I will spend Valentines day eating chocolates to help me with No Fap February~
I can joins too? :D
-Bowl cut + glasses + wizard robe