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Welcome to the Profile of CL's Lord Inquisitor, Lord of the End Times, Brutally Honest Cynic as well as Prime Martyr and Cancer of CL! Precure Enthusiast, Reader & Reviewer, Apparently Legendary.

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DarkChaplain joined on May 14th, 2010, since that has made 3487 posts that are still accessible today, 145 of which are threads. Helping shape the community, DarkChaplain has given 6641 upvotes, and was last online on May 24th, 2017.

  • In People Don't Like Free Stuff! Game Giveaways!

    People don't even seem to want free stuff on CL, funny.

  • In People Don't Like Free Stuff! Game Giveaways!

    PM sent, yo!

  • In People Don't Like Free Stuff! Game Giveaways!

    For starters:

    I have Steam Keys for these games to give away:


    If you know I can't stand your face, you are unlikely to grab any of these.
    Everybody else: Try to entertain me, and name which you are interested in.

  • People Don't Like Free Stuff! Game Giveaways!

    Since @PigBoss just brought the topic up on chat, I was inclined to make a new Game Giveaway thread.

    You may use this thread to offer FREE STUFF to users (including conditions, make those clear alongside your offer).

    Please note that you are NOT allowed to advocate piracy or send pirated content to people. That is not what this thread is for!

    Rather, gift leftover Steam or GOG keys, like those received from various Indie Bundles (including Humble Bundle, IndieRoyale or Groupees), or Gift copies bought via Steam, GOG, Gamersgate etc, which you have not given away yet.

    Interested users please post on here, best in subposts under the offers. Generous users, please mark given gifts as gone to avoid confusion!

  • In What are you reading?

    Hope you'll enjoy it

  • In Which Games Are You Currently Playing?

    Why can't you play them in order? Sands of Time, Warrior Within, The Two Thrones. If you want to be real weird, Forgotten Sands plays between Sands of Time and Warrior Within.
    Retail boxes should have all three classical SoT titles included as well, even on PS2 and PC. Heck, there's a HD trilogy pack for PS3 as well.

  • In Which Games Are You Currently Playing?


    Finished the main story, next up Void Mode. Excellent game, check the thread.

    Sleeping Dogs
    Decided to grab the last few collectibles, but turns out my savegame's wiped, so I had to start all over. Thankfully, this game is excellent, so the joke's on you, lack of cloud saves!

  • In What are you reading?

    "The daemon prince Mortarion has emerged from the Eye of Terror at the head of a vast plague-horde, intent upon the corruption of the Imperium he once served. Under Supreme Grand Master Geronitan, the Grey Knights finally meet the daemon army in battle on the plains of Kornovin – a mobilisation of the Chapter the likes of which few have ever seen. Kaldor Draigo and his fellow brotherhood masters lead from the front, trusting to their lord’s secretive plan... until Geronitan is unexpectedly struck down by the Death Lord. With the eyes of the Inquisition upon them and the arcane path of destiny broken forever, the Grey Knights must cast aside thoughts of anything so petty as revenge. The Supreme Grand Master’s successor must be named, or all may be lost."

    Listened to the audio drama while reading the script. Reviewed it here.

    Also still reading Kaiju Rising and Lovecraft's Monsters as well as Red Seas Under Red Skies and Sword of Caledor. Derp.

  • Nihilumbra

    Nihilumbra is a game for PC (Windows, Linux and Mac all) and Mobile devices. Its main story is rather short, but impactful, and there is another mode after completion, which edits the levels into something much more difficult.

    The game is both depressing and saddening but also uplifting and inspiring, and everything about it drives a few really impactful messages home. The art style, fantastic soundtrack, narration and gameplay all support the messages.

    Website - Steam - Twitter - Youtube - Browser Demo!

    Discover the beautiful world of Nihilumbra and join Born on his adventure to find himself whilst trying to escape from his inevitable curse. Born was created from the absolute nothingness: The Void. But somehow he separates himself from the black emptiness and appears in the world. This is where his long odyssey begins, in which he will learn how to use the colors around him to gain powerful abilities and transform the world.

    However, his experiences come at a high price. The Void must be one. It seeks to reclaim him and will never stop chasing him, destroying everything in its path along the way. To survive, Born will have to condemn the earth he walks to its inevitable obliteration by The Void...

    Advise: Nihilumbra has been designed in a way that everyone can enjoy its story, even without previous experience with puzzle games. However, players seeking for a challenge will find it on the second half of the game: the Void Mode.

  • In Amnesia Games

    That's The Chinese Room for you. They were actually scared that "gameplay" would detract from the story, and that making it actually scary would turn people away from finishing it. Of course, making the game only 3 to 4 hours long was also a way to ensure people were more likely to finish it.

    Well, at least Toby Longworth voiced the protagonist in A Machine for Pigs. Great actor, that one. His Nathaniel Garro and Iron-Hand Straken were excellent!