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DarkChaplain joined on May 14th, 2010, since that has made 2395 posts that are still accessible today, 89 of which are threads. Helping shape the community, DarkChaplain has given 5190 upvotes, and was last online on Mar 11th, 2014.
Which part do I repost to not die?
Anybody from the latest Beta phase comment on the performance? Are framerate and latency still dreadful as fuck?
Humble keeps blowing me away this month!
Includes for $1:
- Sam & Max: The Devil’s Playhouse
- Wallace and Gromit's Grand Adventures
- Puzzle Agent
- Puzzle Agent 2
- Poker Night at the Inventory
- Hector: Badge of Carnage
- Back to the Future: The Game
Beat the Average:
Worth it for The Walking Dead alone! And the AVERAGE IS BELOW $4 RIGHT NOW!!
Meh. E3 has lost all its charme these past years. The coverage from PAX Prime is usually much, much better =/
And Ubisoft now also announced Rayman Legends for Vita, so only the PC is left out again. Should've known, Ubisoft's PC work is usually below average anyway...
As for Square Enix, I really hope they'll announce sequels to the Tomb Raider reboot and Sleeping Dogs.
@Ecstasy Need logs? LOL
Added the trailer for They Bleed Pixels and a WTF is...? for The Pit to provide a nice overview.
Alright, time for some Deal-Roundup!
Steam has some neat deals going on:
Let's start with the current king of Casual Games.....
Nothing much to say about this one. Its Angry Birds with some tweaks like gravity and shit. If you have nothing else to do, a timewaster like Angry Birds isn't bad to have available. It also comes with 42 Steam Achievements, if that tickles your fancy.
I honestly recommend this nice little puzzle platformer. I believe I 100% completed it, minus some achievements. There were plenty of rooms/levels to finish, ranging from easy to buttclenchingly frustrating but satisfying once you solved them. There is plenty of variation in puzzles, and the game knows when to shake things up a bit by changing the basic rules for a room (for example changing the control methods, or having you control the room instead of Shuggy, or rotate the whole room etc).
This is definitely a good bang for your buck. Pick it up.
I can't really say anything about this game due to not having played one bit of it myself, but it had quite a bit of positive buzz and looked fairly interesting to me. I'm debating whether or not to pick it up this week. I'll probably have to rewatch TotalBiscuit's WTF is...? video on the game in a moment to help make up my mind.
And to go for more hardcore stuff...
This game is BRUTAL. No, I'm not talking about the Pixel Gore implied by the title (even though the game definitely delivers on that!), but the way the game kicks your arse. You will die. And die again. A lot. If you thought Super Meat Boy was difficult, you probably shouldn't dare play They Bleed Pixels - this is even harder.
If you do play (and beat) a level, you'll get a wonderful load of satisfaction right into your system, which hopefully makes up for the frustration inherent in the precision platforming genre. Definitely bring a gamepad to the party, otherwise this might become even more unforgiving...
Above Deals available until May 3rd at 10AM Pacific time!
Today's Steam Daily Deal is being beaten by Greenman Gaming:
Now, the US price is the same as it is on Steam, but the EU price is 1€ lower. However, we can save ANOTHER 20% by using the following voucher code on Checkout:
It will be valid until 1500 UTC 31st May and works on most of GMG's offers.
The game itself is a ROGUELIKE, semi-turn-based, and fairly expansive in terms of items and things to encounter. For some nice little overview, check the below video:
Got a PM from OP:
only boring people ruin threads, btw you still haven't answered the question
Can't really ruin what already starts this shitty.
....what is it with people making really damn horrible threads about potentially interesting topics this week....?