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DarkChaplain joined on May 14th, 2010, since that has made 2987 posts that are still accessible today, 124 of which are threads. Helping shape the community, DarkChaplain has given 5992 upvotes, and was last online on Jul 24th, 2014.

  • In Recent online purchases thread/ Things that arrived in your mailbox

    Mark of Calth finally arrived. Now I am up to date with the Heresy trade paperbacks. Yup, superior format.


  • In CL Short Story Project 2.0: Topic Discussion

    Wizards and swords? Hmm..I guess it's very different to horror at least

    It is also an overgeneralization. There's a lot more than "Wizards and swords" in there, despite the "Sword & Sorcery" title.

  • In Possibly the Next J.K. Rowling?

    All the GRIMDARK is really getting annoying.

    @InsaneBoredGame Don't be motherfuckin' ridiculous. You have not seen anything of the grimdark yet :V

  • In Saints Row IV: Reviews! Game is AWESOME!

    Rock Paper Shotgun Review

    PlayStation Access Review

  • In Saints Row IV: Reviews! Game is AWESOME!

    Joystiq Review: 5/5

    Cox N Crendor Trailer

    NorthernLion's First Look

  • In Saints Row IV: Reviews! Game is AWESOME!
  • In Saints Row IV: Reviews! Game is AWESOME!


  • In Saints Row IV: Reviews! Game is AWESOME!


  • In The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Collector's Edition, Preorder, New Trailer!

    Angry Joe interviewed the guys at E3:

  • The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Collector's Edition, Preorder, New Trailer!


    The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is an upcoming open world action role-playing hack and slash video game currently being developed by CD Projekt RED and officially announced on February 5, 2013. The game will be the third in a series, preceded by The Witcher and The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings, based on books of the same name by Polish author Andrzej Sapkowski.


    Official Website - Youtube Channel - Twitter

    The Witcher 3 will introduce "a living open world larger than any other in modern RPG history." The setting is more than "30 times larger" than previous Witcher games, requiring players to catch a sailboat for some locations and ride horseback to others. However, fast travelling for the area of known locations is also possible.

    The Witcher 3 has been described as "20% bigger than The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim,"[5] and CD Projekt RED anticipates more than 100 hours for the completion of the main story and open-world quests. ....and you'll have to replay it to see all it has to offer anyway.

    The Witcher 3 will feature the new REDengine 3 game engine, developed by CD Projekt RED and designed specifically for nonlinear RPGs set in vast open world environments.

    REDengine helps to eliminate many of the game development trade-offs previous developers faced, allowing The Witcher 3 developers to create "an open environment with a complex, multi-thread story." As in the prior two Witcher games, players are presented with a complex story featuring multiple choices bearing associated consequences. But REDengine allows for a complex story line without sacrificing the design of the virtual world.

    Consequently, The Witcher 3 features no loading screens, providing players a vast visual environment that allows players to freely explore and roam.

    Here's the Debut Gameplay Trailer:

    And here are some screenshots, concepts and Wallpapers released as a countdown to the above Cinematic Trailer:

    The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is scheduled for release in 2014, for PC, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One.

    But it does not end there - CDProjekt RED have hinted that they'd be interested in adapting more of Sapkowski's world, though outside of this trilogy. Who knows, maybe we'll be seeing Geralt in some novel adaptions at some point...?

    First, however, we'll be getting Cyberpunk 2077 by CDPR in 2015!