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Welcome to the Profile of CL's Lord Inquisitor, Lord of the End Times, Brutally Honest Cynic as well as Prime Martyr and Cancer of CL! Precure Enthusiast, Reader & Reviewer, Apparently Legendary.

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DarkChaplain joined on May 14th, 2010, since that has made 4127 posts that are still accessible today, 159 of which are threads. Helping shape the community, DarkChaplain has given 7401 upvotes, and was last online on Jul 5th, 2019.

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  • In Anime: Spring Season 2019

    Fairy Gone

    This one's incredibly weird. The direction is a bit off, some of the action animation is clunky (though the CG is decent enough), and I'm honestly not surprised considering P.A. Works generally doesn't do action flicks. This also being an original, they're probably trying to experiment to branch out from their niche a bit more.

    Now, I liked it overall, though the action was a bit heavy and one short flashback scene didn't exactly need to be repeated the way it was. However, people seem to be super upset about the opening 3 minutes providing various pieces of background exposition / character history a few years in the past, to provide context. Personally, I love early intro exposition. Get it out of the way early, and get around the annoying, unnatural dialogue exposition.

    What I've noticed reading a lot of discussion about this pilot episode is that folks - like with Boogiepop last season, actually - have no patience for developments or series to fill in the blanks as events develop. It's once again that whole instant gratification problem. If it doesn't have an immediate payoff to be told about the wider Unification War shown in the prologue, then people don't want to know about it at all - even if there's a real possibility that it will become relevant in a couple of episodes and provides world building to root the characters within the setting.

    It's honestly sad to have people dismiss this stuff while also decrying, say, Darling in the FranXX (which the lead female protagonist here had a major voice job for, despite being damn new to the business) for not foreshadowing twists enough - when it did, but people were too busy fapping to their chosen Best Girl after seeing her naked in episode one to notice any of the foreshadowing throughout the next dozen episodes.

    That being said, Fairy Gone is rough. It has an amaaaaazing opening and general OST, and the character designs are quite out of the ordinary for P.A. Works. But in terms of pacing and the early action focus, and some characters' decisions, throw it a bit off the rails. Then again, I felt that the end of the first episode gave enough context to explain away most of the oddities about the lead characters' behavior early on, and am looking forward to seeing how the next few episodes develop. Rumor has it this will be a two-cour series, so there's a good amount of time to expand and characterize.

    If you're not in the US, you're shit out of luck, though. This isn't streamed legally anywhere else, because fuck Funimation. Good Job! Media announced they'd be doing subs for the series, but HorribleSubs provides the usual rips on the seven seas already. This is one of those cases where piracy is literally your only option to watch this outside of the United States.

  • In Anime: Spring Season 2019

    Fruits Basket is Back!

    And this time, it's a full adaptation, supervised by the original mangaka, without a retarded director changing shit for giggles. All new cast (though the English dub recycles almost the entire voice actor lineup, fucking morons...), better polished all around, and still so absolutely nostalgic.

    This one's the thing I'm most excited for this season, and the pilot episode convinced me already. It covers the exact same content from the manga as the old anime did (chapter 1 plus ~3 pages from chapter 2), starting and ending in the same spots - but improving the pacing (despite covering the same stuff anyway), polishing the dynamics between characters a little, and adding way better animation not just in terms of modern techniques, but also general fluidity over still images. It's crisp as hell, even with stream sources.

    I'm so happy this remake exists. This season is supposedly 26 episodes, and they already made it clear they'll go beyond that, to cover the entire manga. Awesome!

  • Anime: Spring Season 2019

    Another quarter gone by, the new seasonal anime are upon us. Sequels, remakes, originals, we got it all!

    You can check the full lineup over on AniChart or MyAnimeList.

    Share what you're planning to watch, first impressions or whatever, but please keep spoilers tagged accordingly. If you want to go fully in-depth on any series in particular, I'd encourage you to make a specific thread for it and link it here, too.

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  • In The Gentlemen's Hentai Club

    I've watched four of the six season one episodes so far, and it's amazing. I remember La Blue Girl from waaaay back when and it was ridiculous even then. But seeing the US VHS dub and having it dissected like this? Holy carp, I can't help but laugh about it.

    Also: Poor Nin-Nin. The Hero we deserve

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  • The Gentlemen's Hentai Club

    Ladies and Gentlemen, it has happened. What started out as more of a joke has become reality. Jesse Cox, purveyor of all things silly, has started a new show:

    The Gentlemen's Hentai Club

    The Gentlemen's Hentai Club is an adult parody review show starring Jesse Cox and Michael Santell. Starting as a drunken conversation about weird movies they've seen, the discussion quickly developed into an idea for a show - this show. Now after way too much money and a lot of laughs, the club is ready to invite some new members.

    Originally supposed to launch on PornHub, both for the uncensored hentai imagery, as well as the Meme Factor, technical difficulties (caused by PornHub's preroll logo messing up video encodes) have moved the series to Vimeo for the time being, although PornHub versions will be up at a later point.

    You can find the entire first season of 6 episodes covering La Blue Girl in its 90s-era dubbed VHS edition on Coxinyourbox right on Vimeo. It is gloriously entertaining.