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El_Melon
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I am a walking paradox, who once ate his own lower jaw without the use of his limbs.


El_Melon joined on Jun 26th, 2012, since that has made 64 posts that are still accessible today, 13 of which are threads. Helping shape the community, El_Melon has given 120 upvotes, and was last online on Jun 10th, 2013.


  • In Post what you're listening to.

    Douchebag bumble-faggots in my class. So loud...

  • In How vulgar can you be ?

    To be vulgar, that mostly depends on the persn you're trying to be vulgar too. Some people respond differently do different forms of vulgarity, and responses will vary. So, let's start with something simple.
    "Fuck you, you fucking asshole".
    That is one of the most simple forms of vulgarity that a person may utter. To give this a finer detail, the 'fuck you' and 'fucking' portioins of the phrase denote some kind of sexual encounter. This is normally not accepted in polite society, so It has taken a foothold in our collective vulgar volcabulary (vulcabulary?).
    The next obvious offensive part is the word 'asshole'. The most direct way to explain this is poop. People don't like poop. Poop comes from assholes. Enough said.
    But, so far I have only identified the verbal portion. Lets change it up, shall we?
    "fuck you you fucking asshole" I have removed the grammar of this sentence. This is not quite vulgar, but it adds tpo the overall idiocy and annoyingness of the statement., But, it could be worse.
    "fuk u u fukin ashol" All of the words are now spelt incorrectly. Just looking at it would be enough to make people angry, without attempting to read the words. But, the way it is arranged now looks like someone deliberately put the letters in that order (duh). Let's make it look like someone is so vulgar that they can't even be bothered to hit the right keys in order to say something.
    "fjk y i fhlom wdjok"
    What the actual fuck. By changing a few letters, we've made this more offensive than the actual words could ever have been. This is... vulgar. Just vulgar.

  • In You Chicken Fucker!

    @PigBoss How very... descriptive? Fuck. I don't even KNOW what that was.

  • You Chicken Fucker!

    A few days ago, some ass-hat in my class called me a chicken fucker. when I got angry at him and retorted, he said I took it the wrong way. But, is there a RIGHT way to take being called a chicken fucker? Has anything resembling this situation ever happened to you? If so, tell the internet. After all, if you can't trust strangers with your stories, who can you trust?

  • Mental Health and The Internet

    Good day to you.
    I am in the process of writing a speech for class about how a person's mental health relates to their uses of the internet. Like how a lot of shut-ins have anxiety, or people who have depression have sad blogs, or shit like that. I've already covered addiction and cyber bullying, but any help that could be provided would be brilliant.

    Thankyou.

  • In Persona Arcana!

    You Scored as XIII: Death Death is probably the most well known Tarot card - and also the most misunderstood. Most Tarot novices would consider Death to be a bad card, especially given its connection with the number thirteen. In fact this card rarely indicates literal death.Without "death" there can be no change, only eventual stagnation. The "death" of the child allows for the "birth" of the adult. This change is not always easy. The appearance of Death in a Tarot reading can indicate pain and short term loss, however it also represents hope for a new future.

    XIII: Death 94% VI: The Lovers
    88% II - The High Priestess 81% XVI: The Tower
    75% XI: Justice 75% I - Magician
    69% XIX: The Sun
    69% VIII - Strength 63% 0 - The Fool
    56% IV - The Emperor
    50% XV: The Devil
    44% III - The Empress
    44% X - Wheel of Fortune I'm not sure how to feel about this.

  • In SENsei Or Senkono?

    @DarkChaplain I only know who three of those are. Also, why the fuck would you associate me with someone with a username like xX_swagfag_Xx?

    Fixed.

  • SENsei Or Senkono?

    Good day to you, my fellow members of The Colorless.

    As the more active members of the community have noticed, there was an april fools day joke where Sen was made a mod for the day. In his opening post, he spoke about being Senkono instead of SENsei, and some shit about hope of the CL, or something.

    My question is, was there a grain of truth to this seedy (lol) joke? Will Sen remain as Senkono? Or will the twattery continue as he pillages the threads of CL as SENsei?

    He's probably going to remain as SENsei, but there's still hope.

  • In [IMPORTANT] Let's be serious

    HAIL GOD.

  • In Stressful Situations

    Update: It's 10 hours later, and I'm at school. I did not sleep at all throughout the night. I finished my assignment. But right now I am so tired I could punch a cow.