Momimochi joined on May 15th, 2010, since that has made 2220 posts that are still accessible today, 15 of which are threads. Helping shape the community, Momimochi has given 2320 upvotes, and was last online on Jan 29th, 2015.
I just happen to love Maudia a bit too much:
Okay, contest over guys. We all know this one obviously takes the gold medal
Yup. Even Canadians go there to eat the birds in America. I mean, who doesn't like American birds and warm snow?
Mom calls me and tells me she had a car accident.
Finish up choir.
She sounds like she's got some major injury that crushed her lungs and tells me to wait at school.
She calls me again ten minutes later.
Tells me I have to walk home in the pouring rain because shit got serious (not her actual words, mind you)
I walk home picturing all the worst scenarios.
Arrives at driveway and sees her car.
Wonders if I heard it wrong and she said robbery.
Thoughts lead to me thinking someone killed my dog.
Enters the house.
Fucking finds out someone just bumped the bumper slightly and caused a mini dent and that she was trying to get the police in with the picture she took of the car because that piece of shit did a hit-and-run.
What is shame?
Well. I obviously did not read that. At all.
Actually, I didn't. PostwasTL;DR'd by me.
Pre' sure there is no prize. :V
Dunno. I decided to screw the drill hair on mine. Saying men look hot in drill hair offends humanity. No. Just, no.
'Less they be pimpin' that white judge wig. Even so, those are like, tube curls.
DABA-LEW AI PEE as fuck because what is completing a piece of art?
>Error-kun was originally the shota but **oh well**
IRL, I only have Asian friends.
not trying to be racist, but, I'm so sorry.