If you didn't already know, @senkono and I are doing a translation patch for the Guilty Crown VN, "Lost XMas". He is the slave translator and I fill the role of editor.

Now, why do I tell you this?

Well, because we happened to translate the game's demo and produce a patch for it last night. You can grab it in the blog post that I have linked to above. The blog post gives you super-simple instructions on how to obtain the game demo and patch it with our translated file.

Please shout out any problems or criticisms you have with the patch in this forum post or in the blog post. We're big boys, and we can take the flak. :D

acostoss slowly pulls the trigger, crudely so, struggling with the contorted position he found himself in. As his body fell in a crumpled heap, a small note fell off of his desk. He slowly quietens, the gurgles that he was just emmitting fading into the darkness, into silence.

On the back of the note, there is but one line, written quite feverishly in Sharpie.

BRB Gensokyo ;w;

And so the site fell into ruin, freeing everyone from it's devilish grasp. Slowly, everyone went on with their lives, lives bettered by being rid of the place they once spent so much time on. A place of rape, of love, of lies, of raids, of hate, of flames, of MOTHERs, of Mercy. A place of growing.

In the end, it worked out for the best for everyone. Gargron even got laid soon thereafter, while Trev finally admitted his love to halcy. Nandaba secured his seat as President of HUAHUE Land, and used his skills and political contacts to finally purge the world of it's Zionist shackles. n1xx went on to become an amazing doctor, finding the love and thanks of many children. Yotsuba, having already been president, set his aims higher. He filled the void left by the Elders of Zion, and used his newfound sway to end world hunger by legalizing cannibalism, albeit only in Africa.

SENsei was the only one of the lot that came out for the worse. Having lost his only 3D friend, his lover, and his mentor, he became a shut-in, and rewatched the entire K-on series daily for the next 3 years, finding solace in cute girls doing cute things.

And now, I would like to call for a moment of silence for acostoss, our Glorious Leader of Best Colorless. May he live out his dreams with Tewi, Suika, Youmu, Flandre, Mokou, and all of the other Touhous.

Except for that thieving Shrine Maiden. Fuck her. He better beat the shit outta that bitch.

• Most of my meals incorporate a junkfood of sorts, and I usually have a sweet or two at night. I usually drink soda or some sort of non-carbonated sugary soft drink such as Kool-Aid or Gatorade.
• Candy, small cakes,ice cream, fries/chips, chips/crisps, soda
• If it is worth mentioning, I am mildly underweight due to an obnoxiously high metabolism.

Does it matter? Quick, invisible moderation with visible results is probably the best sort you can have on a forum like this.

Make bans too public ,and you'll get backlash from the user's friends, which leads to more drama and more bans.

They fight because He bans, and He bans because they fight. It's a vicious cycle.

My best friend went over my house and he was saying that he watched Haruhi so I asked him who was his favorite character, so then he said Yuki. So I said, "You know I have the same hairstyle as her." He said, "Hahaha, you do, that's fucked up. You look like a total girl. Why don't you just cut it off and get a real man's hair cut?" We both laughed and then I said, "You know with a little work, I could actually look like Yuki for you." Then everything went silent and he gave me a look that could kill. But I just kept going. "Yeah I could dye my hair, cosplay, and even..." Then I took the glasses from his face and wore them. "I could pretend to be Yuki for you, if you wanted me to."

Then I suddenly realized what I just said to him and stopped talking. It was the most awkward moment ever in my life. My friend just stared with no expression on his face. Then after a few seconds, I made a weak laugh and said, "Yeah. That was pretty gay," then took the glasses off my face, gave them back to him, and we watched TV without talking. Minutes later, he sat beside me and held me close. I felt my cheeks burn. He then pulled down my pants and boxers and rammed his thing inside me while we watched the news. I'll never forget that night.

I've been pretending to be Yuki for him ever since. Pic related. It's me dressed as Yuki.

Dear Me,

Your multiple persona problem is starting to scare all of us. Take a break, and kill some of us off, Merge some together, and try to come out with a more calm mind.

From "The Guys"

Also the Wife says "Hi"

It's available for download! /a/ is probably shitting themselves, right now. If there is no sticky, I shall be quite a pissed little Suika.

I will start with this one, which had happened not even 20 minutes ago.

I, lurking in chat and messing around in PS, was called out to the kitchen by my wife. As it was 3AM I was quite shocked to see her awake, to say the least. She called me out to, in her words, "help her with the yum-yums" as she couldn't sleep without appeasing her stomach.

Her remedy? A Nutella and Strawberry Jam sandwich.

Sadly, the jam jar was new, and screwed on quite tightly. Upon removing it, she gave me a wobbly hug and proceeded to amend her yum-yum deficiency.

Probably the cutest thing she has done, yet.

This thread if for other Colorless members with Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Husbands/Wives or any other such thing. Here, we recount amusing or cute tales of our forays into the world of love.

I read in this thread that this is a known issue. I'd probably post about your experiences there, and see if anyone had found a fix yet.

As for notifications, I wouldn't know. I only really have a house phone, my line of work doesn't have me leaving home, and my wife hardly ever lets me dick around with her phone, so yeah. Not really of much help, there.