Doesn't matter what program or software you use The key to retention is to use the language in real life. Find a partner to learn with you and exchange conversations with each other. Just make sure both of you are speaking the language correctly (i.e. learn that shit correctly).

Jesse, there is much truth in your post, however the funny to serious ratio is seriously too serious, fo' shizzle.

I guess some people could find ignorance funny, but it breaks my fucking heart to know that there is a soldier douchebag causing the Branches of Service Specialized Armed Factions of the Department of Defense War to appear dumber as a whole than they already seem.

Actually, I take that back, ignorant people are funny as hell, but, like clowns, you find their existence less and less funny and instead more and more frightening.

+1 sincerity, tact, and being respectful of others' views

tl;dr more funny, less serious

plox

Post your Facebook exploits. Not the ones floating around Internet blogs and shit. Must be 100% OC (OC stands for Oleoresin capsicum). I challenge users with the ability to pull off some funny shit.

Also, be sincere about it, and keep a seemingly genuine respectful tone at all times.

Here is mine:

Thank god I've been eating squid ink (melanin) over the past few months.

SEN makes a good point, the lower the number, the more socially-acceptable human being you are. The more irl you have. The more honor you have.

What?

You'd think for a trillionaire weapons designer, he'd have some sort of missile defense system for his home. (regarding the effing trailer)

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Introduction: Deadpool is a game where you bet on the deaths of famous people...within the next 12 months. You just sign up and choose 10 people. You don't have to choose 10 people right away, you can watch the news and learn of current events/situations and choose people later.

Post your username and the people you picked and why.

Username: SlantDuffy

Richard Adams

Because he was born in 1920.

Hamid Karzai (President of Afghanistan)

It's only a matter of time before he's taken out by the US and replaced with someone who meets our demands better.

Mohammad Omar (Leader of the Taliban)

I'm pretty sure he's already dead and they'll announce that he's dead soon enough. If he's not dead, he'll resurface once the troop drawdown in Afghanistan (his home-land) is complete and get his face pushed in by a bullet or a missile.

Ron Paul (Fucking politician)

He's got some frightening agendas. He's safe for another 4 years, because he doesn't have too much political support. If he ever assumes Presidency and tries to cut funding from many departments and agencies, he'll get his face pushed in by a bullet. That and he's old as fuck.

EDIT (23 Nov 2012):

Abu Faraj al Libbi (Third in command of Al Qaeda)

Suspected location: Pakistan. Pakistan received a new PM 26 June of this year. The previous PM accused the US of turning Pakistan into a client-state in March 2012, and denied 500 million US funded dollars for training Counter Terrorism units. Shortly after, the old PM was ousted for "contempt of court." The new PM will probably try to repair Pakistan-US relations, accept a ton of money from the US to train Counter Terrorism units, and probably kill the 3rd in command hiding in the country to show how capable their nation is fighting the Global War on Terrorism. All of this is made possible, because the US likes to put other nations in debt.

Also, most preceding "Third in Commands" have been targeted and killed by some government.

Well that fucking blows. The hell am I supposed to do for breakfast lunch and dinner now?