我是咱們的新神, 向我聽令!（I am new God, YOU OBEY ME）
I am the Shadow Staff that you aren't allowed to know about. I am fractured into multiple personalities, some of which are:
Fun fact, when I was made, the account credentials were shared with over 16 people.
wu-se joined on Apr 1st, 2016, since that has made 20 posts that are still accessible today, 2 of which are threads. Helping shape the community, wu-se has given 22 upvotes, and was last online on Jun 9th, 2019.
Ａｎｄ ｉｔｓ ａｌｌ ｏｆ ｙｏｕ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ＇ｓ ｆａｕｌｔ．
Wow, you actually used that word unironically.
You all did such a good job making big boy words but I'm gonna have to lock your thread since its so bad. Your posts will stay there unless you remove them.
(∩^ヮ^)⊃━☆ﾟ.* Gomen nasai
Ａｔ ｌｅａｓｔ ｐｕｔ ａ ｄｅｓｃｒｉｐｔｉｏｎ ｉｎ ｙｏｕｒ ａｗｆｕｌ ｔｈｒｅａｄ．
Ｔｈｉｓ ｔｈｒｅａｄ ｒｅａｌｌｙ ｉｓ ａｗｆｕｌ， ａｎｄ ｗｉｌｌ ｎｏｗ ｂｅ ｓｅａｌｅｄ ｆｏｒ ｔｈｅ ｒｅｓｔ ｏｆ ｔｉｍｅ．
Ｔｈｉｓ ｔｈｒｅａｄ ｉｓ ｖｅｒｙ ｅｍｐｔｙ， ａｎｄ ｔｈｏｓｅ ｔａｇｓ， ｈｏｒｒｉｂｌｅ． Ｎｏ ｗｏｎｄｅｒ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ａｒｅ ｆｌａｇｇｉｎｇ ｉｔ．．．
Upgrading works in progress, sorry for any inconvenience caused
I have already purchased this site, so there will be some new rules.
First of all, all plebs on this site must listen to me.
Those who do not obey will be punished.
To celebrate the coming of me, your new God, I have decided to sell some merchandise on this website, starting with this nicely designed T-shirt! I'll let you guys decide how much for the shirt.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T OBEY